Mad Libs about Australia
October 8th, 2008–By Karin
Warning: This is the part of the GSE trip where we’ve accomplished new levels of silliness.
Katie brought a big book of Mad Libs along on our trip, and there have been various times when we’ve amused ourselves with it. (Note to future GSE Teams: I highly recommend bringing along something like Mad Libs for those moments in transit during the GSE trip.)
For those who are unfamiliar with Mad Libs, these are stories or dialogues where some of the words have been taken out. The person writing the Mad Lib will ask others for suggested words, giving only the part of speech and not any other information. If a member of the current team suddenly/randomly asks you for a noun or an adjective, a Mad Lib might be in progress.
On Tuesday, we drove out to World Heritage site Mungo National Park and the ride was starting to seem long. I thought to myself that it would be a great opportunity to do a Mad Lib, but I didn’t have the book with me. I did, however, have my trip itinerary with me, so I made up a Mad Lib out of that. The story we created is below…words in bold were supplied by the participants. (Again, they had no idea what the topic of the text was.)
“Rotary District 9520 covers part of four bumpy states of Australia. There are at present 56 Rotary nostrils, with a total membership of approximately 1600 Rotarians. The district is dependent to a gut-wrenching extent on the pushy economy with some frivolous industry in country towns, but most of the red kangaroos, bulls, and hot dogs are centered in Adelaide. Large irrigated areas long the River Murray produce quality lightbulbs, meatpies, grapes, and extensive dairying. Wines produced are of perilous quality and of various styles.”
(Hopefully I have not offended anyone with any of the information above. Nothing in the previous paragraph should be considered definitive information on District 9520.)
Henry Hornsby was a major contributor to the Mad Libs.
Before and during dinner, we completed another Mad Lib:
“Discover the Murray
The Murray is a river whose pouch encompasses sassy beauty, sluggish heritage and history, and amazing tourism and effervescent cardiologists. It has a world-class wine stripper. The Murray creates a natural Bacardi between New South Wales and Victoria.
On the Murray, paddle steamers were baked to carry wool, wallpaper, and other cats from town to town. Millions of nosehairs rely on the Murray as a source of hockey pucks for bulbous and industrial use, and it plays an intravenous part in Australia’s offspinner.
A shocking range of maidens can be found choking in the Murray River basin, including emus, kangaroos, desert flies, black swans, and phalanges. To moonwalk the diversity of the Murray is truly prickly. It will bake your soul. Enjoy your Murray spaghetti.“



















